Half arsed swoop... I startled a group next to the road. They scattered and one had a go at me. Was going to try for a second time but chickened out when I looked at him.
Riding on Linear Park going down hill and magpie attacked - fell off my bike going at speed before I hit the ground luckily I didn't break anything was badly grazed and handlebars went under my armpit!!
I was just try to fly in and get the breakfast the human puts out for me and the crazy local Mrs Magpie attacked me viciously. I think she hates big white birds like cockatoos like me after she was injured in an argument with an ibis last year. But I'm not interested in eating her babies, or even the yucky dog food the human puts out for her family, just those lovely crunchy sunflower seeds.
This same god damn Magpie swooped me 4 times while walking out of school the other day. It sits down on the Tennis Court fence then attacks. It also happened on the way into school, although that time only 3 swoopings, then again today I forgot and it followed me 400m down the road, something like 6 times in a row