Made multiple passes at my helmet to which I responded by slowed down dramatically a couple of times. Eventually I just pulled over while it perched on an pole... I did try to throw a stick at it (failed), cussed at it for a bit, texted a friend who suggested barking at it (didn't work), took a nice picture for the Instagram then it lost interest and flew away.
I was cycling past when i was swooped twice. The magpie managed to nip my ear and drew blood.
In an effort to protect my local community, I returned to the location with my tennis racquet to save numerous school children from being attacked.
I was ridiculed for wearing a bike helmet and safety glasses whilst swinging a tennis racquet around, but i don't care as i save many children he trauma that i just endured.