Magpie flew straight at me with vicious intent. The look in its eyes was akin to a Velociraptor from Jurassic Park. I screamed at it and blew a Strava PR. Unfortunately I found the road i was on was a dead end so had to cycle back. I was all prepared for the inevitable but a heroic Cockatoo flew down and scared the Magpie. Straight out of an Attenborough doco whereby the human was the meat in a sandwich.
I won...this time