I had passed the security gate and was riding towards the bike lockers that are located within the Qantas jet base when a magpie hit the back of my helmet and had several more goes at me before stupid me threw my keys at him and got em stuck in the tree. He left me alone once I put my bike in the locker. This little bugger is well known amongst the Qantas engineering cycling community in Sydney.
Made a U turn as the road turned into dirt a few km later and the same bird attacked me again when I cycled pass. It landed on my back. I got scared, left my balance and fell off my bike in a nasty crash at 30kph. Bike is wrecked. Got bruises and cuts everywhere. Bird landed on power lines and watched me suffer and shout at him! I was in a poor state. Fortunately a guy drove pass a minute later and took me to the nearest fire station for first aid. Called my wife to pick me up so my ride ended there thanks to magpies...