Attacked every year at the local high school and no one will do anything about. One stupid bird is putting the students of this school at risk every single day when we go to leave school via the car park where parents pick up.
Was just minding my own business and BAM! Got ****** bashed by a magpie.
Was strolling along the cricket pitch and just like that, I took a stump to the forehead, this magpie looked like a fly in the distance and I was swatting it with my hands, wondering... Why won't you go away fly?...